How the Deep State Stole Christmas

Sol Luckman

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HOW THE DEEP STATE STOLE CHRISTMAS

[Verse 1]

On the first day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 2]

On the second day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 3]

On the third day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 4]

On the fourth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 5]

On the fifth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 6]

On the sixth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 7]

On the seventh day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 8]

On the eighth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Eight thugs rioting,
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 9]

On the ninth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Nine Faucis waffling,
Eight thugs rioting,
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 10]

On the tenth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Ten fraudsters rigging,
Nine Faucis waffling,
Eight thugs rioting,
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 11]

On the eleventh day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Eleven Pelosis plotting,
Ten fraudsters rigging,
Nine Faucis waffling,
Eight thugs rioting,
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and
Corona where it once was free

[Verse 12]

On the twelfth day of Christmas the Deep State sent to me
Twelve commies thieving,
Eleven Pelosis plotting,
Ten fraudsters rigging,
Nine Faucis waffling,
Eight thugs rioting,
Seven maskholes masking,
Six websites fibbing,
Five … chipped … vaccines,
Four talking heads,
Three lockdowns,
Two quarantines, and a
Great Reset where it once was free

Please, make this … viral! And Happy Holidays—despite it all!

* Enjoy more COVID-1984 satire by this author here, here, here, here & here.*

Sol Luckman is a pioneering painter whose work has been featured on mainstream book covers and award-winning author whose books include the international bestselling CONSCIOUS HEALING and its bestselling sequel, POTENTIATE YOUR DNA. His visionary novel, SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING, winner of the 2015 National Indie Excellence Award for New Age Fiction, is the coming-of-age tale of one extraordinary boy’s awakening to the world-changing reality of his dreams. Sol’s latest book, THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY: A SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU, winner of the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor, reinvigorates satire to prove that—though we might not be able to change the world—we can at least have a good laugh at it. Then again, maybe laughter can transform the world! Learn more about Sol’s art and writing at www.CrowRising.com.