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Sol Luckman
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO—Today’s astonishing news about SARS-CoV-2, the virus that causes the universally feared condition known as COVID-19, is that this ubiquitous germ isn’t just smart enough to tell the difference between a “peaceful riot” (where it’s safe to congregate) and an outdoor religious service.
SARS-CoV-2 can apparently survive indefinitely in highly contagious form outside the human body up to a mile below the ocean’s surface.
This means that humans aren’t the only earth species staring at an extinction-level event (ELE). A variety of fish including most sharks, as well as several varieties of dolphins and whales, have also tested positive to underwater PCR swabs.
The disturbing news comes on the heels of the discovery by scientists at Kalamazoo’s Technical Tech University that SARS-CoV-2 is far more than simply airborne.
The virus is, quite literally, space-borne—having infected both astronauts and cosmonauts at the International Space Station as soon as they irresponsibly took off their masks when their oxygen tanks ran out.
Thus it appears social distancing requirements will need to be greatly, greatly extended.
More frightening still, virologists at the Institute of Germ Theory & Religious Studies have found that SARS-CoV-2 is capable of reinfecting individuals a theoretically infinite number of times.
This is true despite the production of antibodies that are said to provide immunity to this horrifying plague that has locked down and virtually destroyed the entire global economy because, you know, Bill Gates.
The cure indeed may be worse than the disease, yet this writer stands in awe of our frontline scientists who—even though the CDC has admitted that an isolated sample of SARS-CoV-2 “is not available”—have somehow still managed to create a vaccine for this planetary scourge … and that in record time.
Since everyone knows vaccines are so safe and effective their manufacturers don’t need to fear any liability whatsoever, no doubt a COVID-19 vaccine will allow the world’s population to return, though microchipped and genetically modified, if not to normal, then at least to a New Normal.
* Enjoy more satire by this author inspired by COVID-1984 here, here, and here. *
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ABOUT SOL LUCKMAN
Sol Luckman is a pioneering ink and acrylic painter whose work has been featured on mainstream book covers, the fast-paced trading game BAZAAR, and at least one tattoo on a female leg last sighted in Australia. Sol is also an acclaimed author of fiction, nonfiction, and humor.
His books include the international bestselling CONSCIOUS HEALING, which you can read free online, and its popular sequel, POTENTIATE YOUR DNA, available in English and Spanish.
Sol’s visionary novel SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING, the coming-of-age tale of one extraordinary boy’s awakening to the world-changing reality of his dreams, won the 2015 National Indie Excellence Award for New Age Fiction.
Written with young adult and young-at-heart readers in mind, SNOOZE further proved its literary merit by being selected as a 2016 Readers’ Favorite International Book Award Finalist in the Young Adult-Coming of Age category and receiving an Honorable Mention in the 2014 Beach Book Festival Prize competition in the General Fiction category.
Building on this deep dive into lucid dreaming, parallel universes and Hindu mysticism, Sol’s new novel, CALI THE DESTROYER, Winner of the 2022 National Indie Excellent Award for Visionary Fiction and Finalist in both the New Age and Visionary Fiction categories of the 2021 International Book Awards, is a page-turner of a sci-fi tale set in an Orwellian future seeded in the dystopian present that radically rewrites Gnosticism as well as the origins of the earth and humanity.
Sol’s popular book of humor and satire, THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY: A SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU, received the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and was selected as a Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards.
Snooze 2 Awaken 
You mean like a cold or flu?
Whoa… who woulda thought?
Bollocks!
hahahaha – laughing all the way to the bank
Brilliant! Love the t-shirt!
Thanks so much, Logan!
Thank you so much for your articles and your shared DNA potentiations throughout the insanity of the pandemic. I live in a 55+ community with all of those high risk folks, and we only had 2 deaths out of 7,000+ people since the pandemic began. Since most of our folks are 75+, the odds are high that these folks would have died anyway in the very near future. I am an Ayurvedic practitioner. It was very hard when I lived in the Los Angeles area because everyone is so “woken” and soooooo stressed about everything. Oh my! I now live in Las Vegas, which is so much better for my husband and I. Thank you, however, for restoring my faith in myself and the healing community with your clarity and logic around the Covid-19 discussion!!! I will be praying for Trump to overcome the Swamp and those who “know not what they do.”
Thanks so much for your kind and thoughtful comment, Karen! I’m so glad that you’re in a better place now and that my writing has helped you during this trying time. On the subject of your last sentence, you might enjoy this new article:
Have You Drunk Your Diet Woke™ Today? https://snooze2awaken.com/2020/10/27/have-you-drunk-your-diet-woke-today/ “This innovative beverage, originally dubbed Soros Soda, contains only the most purely toxic ingredients, including elemental mercury extracted from human fillings. It’s projected to appeal especially to today’s college-educated social justice warriors, whose minds have been stuffed full of similarly virulent ideas.”