Preorder THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY & Receive a Free Ebook of the Award-winning Novel SNOOZE

Sol Luckman

Here’s a small alphabetized sampling of the warped humor in the form of satirical definitions to be found in my forthcoming book, THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY.

antidepressant: (n.) any of various energetic techniques for warding off parasitic friends, colleagues, and family members.

bathroom: (n.) where Americans go to argue about gender while the country goes down the toilet.

census: (n.) being counted so we can be discounted.

Dowist: (n.) blind believer in the stock market.

environmental pollution: (n.) China’s largest export.

fanny-pack: (v.) to put on a few extra pounds during the holiday season.

global warming: (n.) result of excessive hot-air emissions by climate scientists.

hospital: (n.) where the healthy go to get misdiagnosed and the sick go to get mistreated.

THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY will be released January 1, 2017. Preorder any format before this date and receive a complimentary mobi or epub version of my award-winning novel, SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING.

Winner of the National Indie Excellence® Award for New Age Fiction (2015), SNOOZE (read an excerpt) is riveting, coming-of-age tale of one extraordinary boy’s awakening to the world-changing reality of his dreams. Join Max Diver, aka “Snooze,” along the razor’s edge of a quest to rescue his astronaut father from a fate stranger than death in the exotic, perilous Otherworld of sleep.

Thanks for reading!