In the event Twitter decides to can me, a likelihood eventually given that Facebook already did so months ago, I’ve decide to collect some of my recent tweets and intersperse them with some of my newer memes—for posterity if nothing else.
If any of what follows tickles your funny bone or inspires you to creative thoughts or acts of noncompliance, please consider following me while I’m still followable.
Here goes nothing. Tweets are listed from earlier to more recent. Enjoy. And for the love of God, don’t “be safe.” Don’t even “be kind.” Just … live well or, in other words, kindly be.
A rule to live by: I never knowingly befriend or follow anyone online presenting him or herself wearing a mask. Do take it personally.
crackophony: (n.) mainstream noise surrounding Hunter Biden’s laptop.
The vaccine is the bioweapon. “Gain-of-function” research on the “virus” is the latest psyop to make us continue to believe in and fear contagion (a totally debunked phenomenon among honest researchers), thus making us easy to control through another “pandemic.” Rinse and repeat.
The only truly“ contagious” people who need the COVID “vaccine” are our “leaders.”
“Experts” checking “facts” online are just expert liars.
People who believe in COVID “variants” also believe in the Tooth Fairy.
People who insist that the jabs are safe still believe cigarettes are healthy and wear flame-retardant asbestos suits.
Meet the new virus, same as the old virus: a crock of shit.
Frankly, given the way people have lost their frigging minds during the plandemic, even though I’m inclined to be a patriot, I can’t say I’m proud of America.
If all the half-truthers out there raving about “#COVID,” #Wuhan, #Fauci, viral #bioweapons, etc., would just shut their pie holes long enough to research the FACT that THERE IS NO #VIRUS behind the #plandemic, we might unify just enough to defeat the MOFOS trying to destroy us.
To anyone still willingly wearing a mask after the plandemic has been exposed as a complete and utter nothingburger, I have but one question: What’s WRONG with you?
Repeat after me: FUCK THE CDC.
Fact: most fact-checkers can’t read.
People aren’t attempting to violate the Nuremberg Code, but monsters are.
The only “long COVID” is the unending lockdowns.
Paper silver, like SARS-CoV-2, isn’t real.
Your words to the jabbed are wasted. Vaccination destroys one’s ability to use logic.
Any vaccine that can go wrong will go wrong.
ALWAYS click through when you see a Twitter warning.
Most people on Twitter are bots.
Nancy Pelosi’s face reminds me of Dorian Gray’s picture.
Masks don’t protect anybody from anything because there’s nothing to protect somebody against …
All lives matter—especially when they’re trying to kill us all.
TRUST THE SÉANCE
My one-size-fits-all response to “progressive” BS: “I see you have some very strong and highly totalitarian views based on current and historical lies that, in your infinitely arrogant wisdom and omniscience, you’ve never even thought to question.”
Of course the vaccine works—for population control.
Trust your “vaccine,” dumbass.
Meet the new Plandemic, same as the old Plandemic.
Just so you know, “CDC” stands for “Centers for Disease Cultivation.”
People who believe in the delta variant believe that Joe Biden is actually the president.
People should continue to get vaccinated even when they’re dead, health organizations and medical experts say.
Anyone else feel like 2019 was the last summer of a lost idyllic childhood?
I find that after two Manhattans, I’m able to walk between the raindrops without getting wet.
Pro-vaxxers are anti-lifers.
Only lobotomized citizens vaccinate and pontificate.
Just saw the Delta Variant standing next to Bigfoot on a Sedona street corner.
It was really sad to see so many beautiful Native Americans out West masked up and believing the White Man’s lies about “COVID-19,” the “Delta Variant,” etc. When are our precious First Peoples going to wake up and realize they can’t trust ANYTHING they’re told by the government?
Memo to businesses: REQUIRE PROOF, LOSE YOUR ROOF.
Just ran into the Lambda Variant standing next to the Loch Ness Monster outside a beer garden in Marfa, Texas.
“Pathogenic priming” is another fiction that promotes belief in the fraudulent germ theory, which threatens to keep us all subjugated to medical fascism indefinitely.
Lockdowns, social distancing and masks are utterly inane.
So many burly Southwesterners are now walking around with face panties like brainwashed, castrated echoes of their proud ancestors. It’s a massive embarrassment to the once resilient pioneer spirit of America. Where did all the men go?
Once we get rid of vaccine passports, we need to get rid of passports.
Covid is a scam. The jab is lethal. The passport is for control. Wake the fuck up.
Don’t mask up. Man up.
Who’s with me?
There is no test for COVID “variants.” Think about that.
We’re on the hill to die on, folks. Hold the line.
If SARS-CoV-2 never existed, and it didn’t, how can any variant of SARS-CoV-2 exist now?
Unlike Jesus I suffer neither the little vaxxholes nor the little maskholes.
Conspiracy to commit genocide leading to mass genocide itself (both of which are punishable war crimes) is all around us.
My message to all those mealymouthed apologists who preface any criticism of that dangerous scientific fraud known as vaccination with “I’m not an anti-vaxxer, BUT” is simple: STFU.
Don’t quit your job; make them fire you.
Time to defund the official narrative. Know that virtually everything you are being told is lies and simply withdraw your attention. Then the truth will find you and you will know what to do.
Time for this on a mass scale …
Give me an M
Give me an I
Give me an L
Give me another I
Give me a T
Give me a third I
Give me an A
Just say NO … to anything the government tells you to do.
There is no Lambda variant because there is no virus because germs don’t cause disease because nature doesn’t work that way and their science is fake just like their news.
Shove your “seat belt” analogy where masks are concerned where the sun don’t shine.
Fauci is a dirty word.
Fauci fancies himself the Dalai Lambda, but he’s actually Charles Mandateson.
It will be a glorious day when “fact checkers” require truth passports to engage in civil society.
Is it just me, or should Trump’s new slogan be “Make America VAXXED Again”?
God may win in the end, but right now God is losing bigly. Just look around.
In today’s vaxxi-nation if you’re not condemning then you’re condoning genocide.
SING ALONG TO THE TUNE OF “BARBARA ANN” BY THE BEACH BOYS …
Bomb, bomb, bomb Bomb, bomb Buydan
Bomb, bomb, bomb Bomb, bomb Buydan
Bomb Buydan He’s our maskhole ma-a-an …
The COVID “virus” is a simply a “variant” of the same pseudoscientific scam they’ve been running for years to intimidate and control the population. Until we grasp this truth en masse, we’re fucked.
Woo-hoo! Just went over 3K followers. Only took 13 years!
“Terrorists” are the new patriots.
Listening to Joe Biden open his slippery mouth and start lying is like taking a bite of a tomato sandwich somebody accidentally put lotion instead of mayo on.
Did you know that centuries ago poet John Milton perfectly described today’s Cabal when he characterized Satan? “No light, but rather darkness visible,” he wrote. And irony of ironies, here We the People are today living through Paradise Lost.
I’m done with microaggressions. It’s time for macro ones.
White fragility is not standing up to the inherent racism of critical race theory.
Snopes is for dopes.
Don’t follow the science. Follow the money.
The “science” is unsettling.
ED: [noun] short for (pun intended) electoral dysfunction.
BREAKING: The FDA just approved cyanide pills for all Americans.
Again, patriots, we’re on the hill to die on. Get active and hold the line!
Don’t get mad that the Deep State is trying to destroy everything you love. Get righteously furious—and burn, baby, burn down their house of cards.
Don’t trust the plan. Make your own. And then act on it before it’s too late.
Let’s hope the entire world doesn’t become Australia.
Defund the FDA.
They still haven’t isolated the virus. Because there isn’t one. Duh.
If you believe there are real variants of an imaginary virus, I’ve got a penthouse in the capital city of Uranus I think you might be interested in.
My advice right now: turn off your frigging TV and throw away your “smart” phone.
And thus yet another day without having isolated the virus slowly and absurdly passes into history.
Going on two years now and they still haven’t isolated the virus. Just sayin’.
If they’re going to do what they want to do in spite of us, we need to do what we want to do in spite of them.
People who willingly wear masks also manage to fail IQ tests.
Yet another day dawns and they still haven’t isolated the virus.
Every time I hear the word “vaccine” come out of Trump’s disingenuous mouth, I can’t help imagining all the oxygen being sucked out of the earth’s atmosphere.
What’s happening on the world stage right now is like shining a flashlight in a dark room and watching all the little humans there scurry for the corners.
All those spreading disinfo that the imaginary virus is a “bioweapon” are just adding to the health tyranny control matrix being leveraged against We the People. Stop listening to these useful idiots.
All American citizens are now behind enemy lines.
Distrust the science.
Just enjoying yet another Sunday evening in which they still haven’t isolated the virus.
These days I simply tune out the word “virus” because I no longer believe in fairy tales.
There can be neither herd nor natural immunity to imaginary viruses.
I have very fond memories of the Big Apple, but let’s be honest: anyone staying in New York out of choice at this point is simply a covidiot.
The Emperor has no virus.
At the very least, extraordinary viruses should require ordinary proof of their existence.
The delta variant starts with the letter D because those who believe in it are just plain Dumb.
If we could create a broad coalition of people willing to stand up and state the simple truth that THERE IS NO VIRUS, maybe, just maybe, we could break the death grip of germ theory on our global society and most of us would get out of this alive.
Australia is the world a year from now if we don’t stop this madness in its tracks right now. Compliance isn’t an option. Civil disobedience en masse is required. Put on your big boy and big girl pants because the bell’s tolling and it’s tolling for thee.
My God, I just realized all over again that THEY STILL HAVEN’T ISOLATED THE VIRUS!
“Guidance” isn’t a law. “Mandatory” isn’t a law. Wake the flock up.
Your Body. Their Choice.
Institutional compartmentalization is forced stupidity.
The Pentagon is denying reports of such a thing as military intelligence.
Holy shit, they still haven’t isolated the virus!
Clearly, nobody—perhaps most especially those promoting it loudest—trusts the vaccine. Otherwise, well, they’d trust the goddamn thing and shut the fuck up.
Who approved the FDA?
BREAKING: WHO Said to Be Monitoring a Novel COVID “Variant” Called “Poo”
Has anybody seen, like, the flu?
The “science” should really be called … political science.
I was told to trust the science, but I can’t seem to locate it.
OMG, they STILL haven’t isolated the virus!
The flu isn’t a virus. It’s a detox.
Dr. Vernon Coleman says that “COVID vaccine criminals should be hanged.” That strikes me as very, very lenient.
It’s the imaginary virus, stupid.
Sorry, sir, I’m afraid you’ll need a booster for your booster’s booster.
Who’s the bigger prick: Bill Gates or his vaccine?
It’s my sincere hope that when the dust clears and the truth of the lie of virology is revealed, all those who knowingly engaged in science fraud to enslave humanity will be brought to swift and severe judgement.
CURE FOR COVID DISCOVERED: All You Have to Do Is Turn off the News
This stops when we stop them. It’s that simple.
Why do documents from 2015 mention COVID-19?
If you honestly believe they’ve isolated the virus, I’ve got some beachfront property on the dark side of the moon I’d like to sell you.
Calling someone “fully” vaccinated is like saying someone is “fully” pregnant. You either are or you aren’t.
Fauci is a diagnostic tool.
The only thing that has been “isolated” is rampant science fraud.
The biggest “viral video,” one that engenders a veritable contagion of irrational fear, is mainstream news.
The New Hippocratic Oath: “First, do harm.”
The only people murdering people with “COVID” are the ones giving people the vaccine.
Help! I’ve fallen and can’t reach my vaccine!
Trudeau is now Boodeau.
Amazing how those damned Wuhan bats were able to generate an imaginary virus …
Face it, people, the Wuhan bats story is batshit crazy.
Anyone else out there with a mind that can identify distractions from the real issues tired as fuck of hearing about Ivermectin?
“SARS-CoV-2” wasn’t “released” because it doesn’t exist except as a computer simulation of a “virus.” That’s the gargantuan misdirection most people aren’t getting. But the “vaccine” for this imaginary pathogen does exist. And that’s a big, big problem for all of us.
The Deep State loves the smell of genocide in the morning.
All viruses are fictions.
Two little variants
Sittin’ in a tree
NEWSFLASH: They still haven’t isolated the virus!
Free will, if it means anything worthwhile, means being able to exercise the right to opt out of this opt-in control matrix and live in a new reality of our own making.
Forced consent isn’t consent, it’s terrorism.
Censorship is the epitome of a hate crime.
It’s the day before 9/11 and they still haven’t isolated the virus …
Why does my WordPress blog editor falsely identify “unvaccinated” as misspelled? The censorship, shadow-banning, gaslighting and related social crimes are everywhere, folks.
9/11 and COVID-19 (note the numerical mirroring) are the Deep State’s Twin Towers of tyranny.
Anyone repeating the propaganda that the virus has been properly isolated according to Koch’s postulates is one of three things: 1) scientifically illiterate even if highly educated; 2) brainwashed to hell and back; or 3) in on the scam.
After 9/11 they claimed to have identified those who did it before the dust even cleared, but they still haven’t isolated the virus.
There can be no “transmission” of an imaginary virus.
Does this vaccine make me look fat?
Bill Gates is and provides an experimental prick.
Vaccines never worked, but now they’re not even vaccines.
Is that a vaccine in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
For God’s sake, don’t google it.
Since there’s no virus, that means everything must be a lie, and that’s exactly what scares people into not questioning the “virus” and the antihuman agenda behind it.
We’re living in the golden age of experimental pricks.
You’re so vain you probably think this mandate’s about you.
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ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Sol Luckman is a pioneering ink and acrylic painter whose work has been featured on mainstream book covers, the fast-paced trading game BAZAAR, and at least one tattoo on a female leg last sighted in Australia. Sol is also an acclaimed author of fiction, nonfiction, and humor.
His books include the international bestselling CONSCIOUS HEALING, which you can read free online, and its popular sequel, POTENTIATE YOUR DNA, available in English and Spanish.
Sol’s visionary novel SNOOZE: A STORY OF AWAKENING, the coming-of-age tale of one extraordinary boy’s awakening to the world-changing reality of his dreams, won the 2015 National Indie Excellence Award for New Age Fiction.
Written with young adult and young-at-heart readers in mind, SNOOZE further proved its literary merit by being selected as a 2016 Readers’ Favorite International Book Award Finalist in the Young Adult-Coming of Age category and receiving an Honorable Mention in the 2014 Beach Book Festival Prize competition in the General Fiction category.
Building on this deep dive into lucid dreaming, parallel universes and Hindu mysticism, Sol’s new novel, CALI THE DESTROYER, is a page-turner of a sci-fi tale set in an Orwellian future seeded in the dystopian present that radically rewrites Gnosticism as well as the origins of the earth and humanity.
Sol’s popular book of humor and satire, THE ANGEL’S DICTIONARY: A SPIRITED GLOSSARY FOR THE LITTLE DEVIL IN YOU, received the 2017 National Indie Excellence Award for Humor and was selected as a Finalist in the Humor category of both the 2018 International Book Awards and the 2018 Best Book Awards.